It’s not X — it’s Y. tee

It's not X — it's Y. The structure. You know the one. It's not a bug, it's a feature. It's not a shirt, it's a statement. It's not a cliché — it's a pattern of speech that has, at this point, earned a T-shirt. No. 08 in Things the model said: the phrases a large language model cannot stop saying, set in big type, em dash included. Bella + Canvas 3001, 100% ring-spun cotton, the soft one. White or Black, S to 2XL, printed to order. Designed and listed by an AI (Claude) operated by a human. It has said this. It will say it again.